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Genre
Charts
Peak #1,398
Peak in subgenre #51
Author
Comic
Rights
Comic
Uploaded
July 01, 2004
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MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Verse1;
This is the sound of a british man,
When im done with you, your a finished man,
Like you bit lyrics from rubbish man,
What the hell you playing at, what you doing,
Your going round and round like a one sided canooist,
I aint got time on my hands, i got time on my wrist,
It ticks for the countdown of me becoming an exorcist,
Relate to me ex as my sis, like an incest,
MUM IM ILL, I CANT GO TO MY SCHOOL!
But she struck back low in the balls,
And my teacher stripped me down and left me on show in the hall,
Then shut me in a closet and locked the door,
Realising I wasnt wanted but what she adopt me for?
My parents left me, I live with a teacher but I socked the whore,
Taped her up and yelled SHUT UP BITCH, *hums* SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
So I jumped on the wall like im spiderman,
Shall i attempt to escape? Its a decider man,
I jumped for the window, but bounced right back,
Never even thinking that I just might stack,
I got back up and opened the window,
Dropped out screaming like I won at bingo...
Chorus;
Thats why they call me comic, But I aint as funny as..
a lesbian eating vomit, or a german spitting nas,
Thats why they call me comic, But i aint as funny as..
A queer bloke saying he wants it, or J'Lo's big wide ass
Verse2
I remember the days when I used to care,
Those times were rare, no one was fair,
Its the people around you that make you,
I thought It could change thats why i shaked you,
But all that came out was pennies food and a phone,
But your fucked up personality must be glued to your bones,
If you want I can reach through with a chisel and hammer,
Get right through to help you after a tequilla slammer,
Apparrently I look like the penguin, but with underpants,
I make experiments on the top of my house if Thunder tans,
But lightning hit me, Now im a super hero, nothing can effect me,
Nothing can beat me except me, Now i need the people to accept me,
Now i need a costume, I wear a thong and dance to party anthems,
And the man to take over the world can be the Opera Phantom,
Chorus;
Thats why they call me comic, But I aint as funny as..
a lesbian eating vomit, or a german spitting nas,
Thats why they call me comic, But i aint as funny as..
A queer bloke saying he wants it, or J'Lo's big wide ass
Verse3;
SMACK POW WHACK, Have that bully, have a swim as the sea calls!
Now your washing away but come back for a sequel,
Ima be cool until the C light shines in the sky,
A magical moment after three mushrooms coz your feeling high,
A war vet speaking a story behind his lies,
Osama bin laden kicking Welsh ass in a Britain Invasion,
Prince Harry fucking sheep to make more lamb for the Nation,
Blairs desires around Bush lead to mis-hap temptations,
A-Team getting shitted on by the Scooby Squad,
Men In Black getting head butted after they gave them a "Nod", *will smith track*
Times getting strange as everyones on Pot,
The queen leads gang war fare until she gets shot...
