Social Media is both able to connect and disconnect people in so many ways that it can overwhelm a person and either make you cool and popular or isolate you from everyone you want to get close to.
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I’m feeling so confused
Which program should I use
I noticed you on-line
Still can’t connect on the internet
Our profile’s on linked-in
On Facebook we’re old friends
When I asked you for a date
You posted it on your time-line
How many likes will it take?
I’m drowning in this social media
Don’t like the crowds we have on-line
And it’s so sad we can’t just date
Unless we match on MATCH DOT COM
I won’t live my life on-line
And Twitter’s not my style
And what’s up with WhatsApp
You never call you only text
I wanna but see you but not on Skype
I have to read a blog just to know where I stand
But I can’t follow you on-line unless I’m a fan
So many apps but still can’t connect
This is no joke
My account’s been revoked
Never had a problem when I started dating
Now there’s an app out there that gives a rating
You’ve figured me out cause you googled my name
I’m not feeling well
‘cause I lost my cell phone YEAH
I get around with G P S
I buy my stuff on Ebay
YouTube is my newest fling
I’m learning to chat but I hate to text
Send me a selfie on Instagram
You're hiding in this social media
Among the crowds we have on-line
It’s so sad we can’t relate
Unless we match on MATCH DOT COM
So call me using Face-Time
Or look me up on Bing
I’ve got you in my contacts
I’ve gotta go my timer went off
But I will find out when you’re back on-line YEAH
