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Duo doing things we think of and things we want to do.. when we want to do them . . .
That's Us . . . Krill and Banks Conspiring to make music .. . mostly . . as it turns out . . . for ourselves. Eighty plus odd years of foolin’ around with music and still not rich. AND THAT's one of the reasons we decided to quit giving away everything that we conjure out of thin air. AFTER ALL.... We're just two guys making up music cause we want to, There's still be several FreeBees from time to time. Like a Bluelight Special or Black Friday or something. He's Larry Banks and I'm John Krill, aka the Krill Banks Conspiracy. We have no intended audience, evidenced by the undiagnosed “style” of tunes presented here. But some have said... "this is really good stuff.... weird... strange sometimes... even... urgh ... thought provoking". Banks is the Bass, keys and emerging as a vox specialist, the Mix Meister and odd noises. Krill picks at acoustic and electric guitar while doing the most of the singin’AND "baby-boomer beat-nik" vox cause he’s the only one who knows the very strange words. Songs and Poetry over music range from Rockabilly Barroom sing-a-long to a Katrina saga , ditties about stupidity, old age and did I mention... politics .... oh yeah I did say.... stupidity ? I think its worth ever bit as much as LAFY TAFY, Lady Lumps or Stripper Love.... the "subjects" of MOST modern music. You can still listen to everything for free and post a howdy. Luck to us, John 1/2 of KBC XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Podcasts • Stories
Charts
Peak #9
Peak in subgenre #1
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John Krill lyrics / Lary Banks music
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krill banks conspiracy 2005
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March 22, 2005
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:24
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Every thing is buracratized, layered, filled with , wrongheaded idiots, IN CHARGE but IN-competent, unless it is to save their own face and jobs. This is REAL DILBERT... if'n ya know what I mean.
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Janitor Joe was makin’ his rounds at Universal Muckity Muck He had given 24 years to U M M and would retire in one with luck He noticed a lightbulb in the tiny men’s room that had finally given out… so he went to his boss to ask for a bulb but the boss man just shouts… Do ya know how many bucks it will cost to change this Light bulb ? Don’t ya know what it means by the bottom line ? Do ya know how much trouble you’ll gonna get in with your light bulb Let me tell ya Joe, you finally gone across the line. The light bulb request made its way upstairs to the M M C s incredible lair Where Joes light bulb deal came up before the board Gasps, Guffaws with fainting spells amazement rippled through the collective hoard Then Muck one pipes up to recount the plan to form a think tank to study the problem at hand Cause the first point might not be how or when to change the bulb but whether these scabs need the light at all. This trouble making Joe … we think he’s gotta go… cause of this lightbulb He ain’t a company man … t’was always his plan… to let the light bulb just burn out, ”Now we know just who to blame for this evil light bulb game” they all begin to shout. ”That’s right” Muck two chimes in…..” the light in question is for low employees They get enough perks that aren’t necessities .. “ How much could we save if we eliminate this perk? So the think tank spawned committees and they all got off to work About a lightbulb Do ya know how many dollars it will cost to change this Light bulb ? Don’t ya know what it means by bottom line ? Do ya know how much trouble you’ll cause with your light bulb Let me tell ya you really gone across the line. This time About a lightbulb For months hundreds worked on big project lightbulb. The bright and smart talked with every one who might know, The money flew by paying really smart guys big dough, Of course no one ever thought to ask Old Janitor Joe. Do ya know how many dollars it will cost to change this Light bulb ? Don’t ya know what it means by bottom line ? Do ya know how much trouble you’ll cause with your light bulb Let me tell ya you really gone across the line this time. About a lightbulb Then finally the Boss came to Joe and said that the verdict was in and the company had a solution that just might effect him. Due to an uncompromising position you took but about a lightbulb .. your incessant complaints, being anti -company and all. We must let you go just short of your benefits… so next time you’ll know…. not to pitch such a bitch ….about a lightbulb. What Joe done next was to perplex U M M for years , cause Joes last words read on TV by Mrs Joe through tears , This lightbulb thing got way out of hand she said, Joe wanted you to know . He’d been bringing lightbulbs from home at a half buck a throw . And it was You that you drove his jump through U M M s skylight you see. He just could not go on in proximity … to Mucky Mucks brand of stupidity ………..about a Lightbulb.
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